and continue reading for the whole shebang, from a to z

(i’ve got the joss whedon craze week)

A

A big pile of shit 一大坨大便

Yi Da Tuo Da Bian.

A switch to those girls’ backsides is just good enough 鞭打她們的背就夠了

Byen Dah Tah Muhn Dug Bay Jo Go Lai.

Abracadabra-alakazam 天霛霛、地霛霛

Tian-Ling-Ling, Di-Ling-Ling.

Accusing someone of lying, a ridiculous notion, or talking out of one’s ass 放屁

Fuhn Pi, literally “farting.”

Agitate someone out of hiding 打草驚蛇

Da Chow Jing Ser, literally “beating the grass to startle the snake.”

Alas, not good, crud!, what a mess, too bad 糟糕

Jao Gao, literally “spoiled cake.”

All that’s proper 所有的都適當

Suoyou De Dou Shidang. (Pronunciation: Suo-yo duh doh shr-dang)

Alliance 聯盟

Lien Mohn.

Do we have an understanding? Do you get it? 懂了嗎?

Dohn luh mah.

Ass, bottom, posterior 屁股

Pi Gu. (Pronunciation: Pee-goo)

Attributing an unfortunate longshot occurrence 夜路走多了總會見鬼

Yeh Lu Jwo Duo Luh Jwohn Whei Jian Guay, literally “do enough nighttime travels and one will eventually see a ghost”; also a warning of future retribution.

Awesome or extraordinarily clever 高棍

Gao Guhn, literally “high pole.”

B

Baboon’s ass crack　狒狒屁股

Feh Feh Pi Goh.

Bastard, jerk 混蛋

Hwen Dan, literally “rotten egg.”

Big boss or operator of a business 老闆，老闆娘

Lao Bahn; Lao Bahn Niang for female boss or proprietor’s wife. Also informal appellation for acquaintances.

Big brother 哥 / 哥哥 / 大哥

Ghuh or Ghuh-Ghuh, the former is more intimate and connotes blood relation.

Da-ghuh means “big brother” or “leader”

Big change 大變化

Da Bianhua.

Big sister 姊姊

Jieh or Jieh-jieh.

Big stupid pile of stinking meat 一大堆笨臭肉

Yi Da Dwei Bun Chou Roh.

Blessings on you, dear sister 祝福你、妹妹

Zhufu Ni, Mei-Mei. (Pronunciation: Tzoo-foo nee, mei-mei.)

Blindside or conspire against someone secretly 放冷箭

Fang Leng Jian, literally “shoot a cold arrow.”

Bottoms up 乾杯

Gan Beyh, literally “dry cup.”

Brilliant 精彩

Jing tsai

Browncoat

(slang for soldiers of Independent) Jone Yee.

C

Cheap floozy 賤貨

Jien Huo.

Check at once 馬上檢查

Ma Shong Jien Cha.

Cheering or urging someone on 加油

Jah Yoh, literally “add fuel,” equivalent of “go (name)!” in English.

Choose the wrong method to handle a situation 抱薪救火

Bao Xin Jiu Huo, literally “bring wood to put out a fire.”

Come in 請進

Ching Jin.

Commit blunder of great magnitude

Bie Woo Lohng.

Complete disarray or sheer pandemonium 天翻地覆

Tian Fan Di Fu, literally “sky tumbles while earth turns over.”

Completely useless 天地無用

Tian Di Wu Yowng

Congratulations 恭喜

Gohn Shi.

Conniving or scheming person 鬼頭鬼腦

Guay Toh Guay Nown, literally “ghost head and ghost brain.”

Cool 酷

Ku.

Oh, crap 糟糕

Tzao Gao.

Crap, shit 狗屎

Go shi

Crazy, go crazy 瘋了

Feng Le (Pronunciation: Fong luh)

Crazy dog in love with its own feces 愛吃自己的糞[的]狗

Ai Chr Jze Se Duh Fohn Diang Gho.

Cursing 罵髒話

Ma Jung Hwa, literally “chastise with dirty words.”

Cute 可愛

Kuh Ai.

D

Damn or damn it 他媽的/該死/阿呀

他媽的 Ta Ma Duh (literally “his mother’s…”), 該死 Gai Si, 唉呀 Ai Ya.

Dangerous person or animal 危險動物

Wei Shian Dohn Woo.

Dangly piece of flesh 戰抖的一塊肉

Zhan Dou De Yi Kuai Rou. (Pronunciation: Jan-doh duh ee-kwai-ro)

Daydream or wishful thinking 白日夢

Bai Rih Mohn.

Dear god in heaven 我的天阿

Wo De Tian A. (Pronunciation: Wuh de tyen ah).

Demon woman 妖女

Yao Nu.

Deserving of bad consequence or fate, “You asked for it!” “That’s what you get!” 活該

Hwo Gai.

Despicable 可惡

Kuh Wu.

Dirty bastard sons-of– 王八蛋

Wang Ba Dan. (Pronunciation: Wang bao dahn).

Do something for nothing in return, or wasted endeavour without a payoff 義演

Yee Yan, literally “a charity show.”

Dog-fucking 狗操的

Gou cao de. (Pronunciation: Go tsao de)

Done for or imminent doom, screwed 完蛋

Wong Dahn, literally “finished (cooked) egg.”

Don’t worry 放心

Fang Xin. (Pronunciation: Fahng-sheen)

Down payment

Shi Yan.

Dumbass 蠢

Chwen, descriptive, literally “retarded.”

E

Earthshaking

Jing Tian Dwohn Di, literally “startle the sky and shake the earth.”

Engage in a feces-hurling contest with a monkey 跟猴子比丟屎

G’en Ho Tze Bi Dio Se (Pronunciation: Gun hoe-tze bee dio-se)

Enough of this nonsense 夠荒[ ]

Go Hwong Tong.

Everybody, shut the hell up 你們都閉嘴

Ni Men Dou Bi Zui.

Everyone in the ‘Verse 天下所有的人 “All people under Heaven”

Tian Xia Suo You De Ren.

Everything under the sky, “All under Heaven” 天下

Tian Shia, can be used to allude to the world or universe.

Excrement 米田共

Mi Tian Gohn, slang, derives from the fact that when you stack the three characters – “mi” (rice), “tian” (paddy), and “gohn” (public or mutual) – from top to bottom in that order, they form the ideograph for excrement.

Explosive diahrrea of an elephant 大象拉屎

Da Shiong La Se La Ch’Wohn Tian.

Extraordinarily impatient Buddha

Zhen Mei Nai Xin De Fo Zu. (Pronunciation: Jen mei nai-shing duh fwo-tzoo)

F

Fear nothing but (fill in the blank) 天不怕、地不怕、只怕 _____

Tian Bu Pa, Di Bu Pa, Tze Pa…

Fellow, bloke 傢伙

Ja Hwo, also slang for weapon.

Female companion or girlfriend

Ma Tze, a somewhat derogatory slang; add Dow in front for “looking to get a girlfriend.”

Filthy fornicators of livestock

Ung Jeong Jia Ching Jien Soh.

Fire! 開火，放火

Kai Huo (as in shooting), Fuhn Huo (as in starting).

Fire at will or terminate with extreme prejudice

Dai Kai Sa Jeh, meaning “breaking the Buddhist vow against killing.”

Flat-chested 荷包蛋

Hur Bao Duhn, slang, literally “eggs cooked sunny side up.”

Foiled or ruined at the last moment 熟鴨飛天

Soh Ya Feh Tian, expression, literally “a cooked duck flies away.”

Fool 傻瓜

Sha Gwa, literally “stupid melonhead.”

Friend, pal, buddy 朋友

Puhn Yoh.

Frog-humping son of a bitch

Qing Wa Cao De Liu Mang. (Pronunciation: Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng)

Fuck you. Damn everyone in the ‘verse. 你他媽的 天下所有的人都該死

Ni Ta Ma De. Tian Xia Suo You De Ren Dou Gai Si.

G

Gang or faction leader

Da Gher Da for male, Da Jeh Da for female, slang.

Garbage 垃圾

Luh Suh.

Get bold or audacious

Fahn Dahn, literally “release courage.”

Get lost 快走開

Kwai Jio Kai.

Go all out, hold nothing back 拼命

Ping Ming, literally “fight for one’s life.”

Go far away very fast 快去很遠的地方

Kuai Qu Hen Yuan De Di Fang. (Pronunciation: Kwai chur hun-rien duh di fahng)

Go to hell 去死

Chiu Se, literally “go die.”

Good or okay 好

How.

Good journey or bon voyage 一路順風

Yi Lu Shwen Fohn.

Good luck 祝好運

Joo How Rin.

Greetings, hello there 你好

Ni How.

H

Handsome 帥

Shwai

Happy development or fortuitous turn of event

How Shi Sung Chung, literally “a good show’s about to start,” can be used sarcastically.

Have desires above one’s social / financial position, or beyond one’s ability to realize 癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉

Lai Huh Moh Sheong Tze Tian Uh Zoh, literally “for a toad to think of eating a swan.”

He or she 他、他的 / 她、她的 / 他們、他們的

Tah, tah-duh for his or hers, tah-muhn for them, tah-munh-duh for theirs.

Heal

Chou.

Heaven knows what 天曉得

Tian Xiao De. (Pronunciation: Tyen shiao duh)

Hell

Guai.

Hey! 喂!

Wei. (Pronunciation: Way!)

Holy testicle Tuesday

Shun Sheng Duh Gao Wahn.

Homewrecking tramp 狐狸精

Hu Li Jing, literally “fox spirit.”

How are you? 你好嗎?

Ni Hao ma

Hump

Gun.

Hurry up, faster 趕快

Gan Kwai.

I

I, or me 我

Wo (me), wo-duh (mine) pronounced “wuh”

I don’t believe my eyes! 我不相信我的眼睛

Wo Bu Shin Wo Dah Yan Jing.

I neither see nor hear you… 我對你不聼不見

Wuo Dwei Nee Boo Ting Boo Jen.

I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone

Wuo Shang Mei Er, Mei Sheen, Byen Shi To.

I/you saw his ghost 見他的鬼

Jian Ta De Gui. (Pronunciation: Jien tah duh guay)

Idiot, moron 笨蛋 / 蠢豬

Buhn Dahn, literally “stupid egg,” or Chwen Joo, literally “retarded pig.”

Idiots. All of you. 你們都是傻瓜

Ni Mun Dou Shi Sha Gua. (Pronunciation: Nee mun doh shr sagwa.)

I’m fucked 我肏

Wo Cao.

Impossible 不可能

Bu Kuh Nuhn.

Impressive display or visage but no substance 大槍無彈

Da Chung Wu Dahn, literally “big gun, no bullet.”

In someone’s doghouse 冷宮

Luhn Gohn, literally “a cold palace,” which is where an emperor confines those concubines who have fallen out of favor.

In that case, never mind 那沒關係

Nah Mei Guan Shee.

Is that so?/Oh, really? 是嗎?

Shi Ma?

J

Jesus 耶穌

Yeh Su. (Pronunciation: Yeh-soo)

Junk 廢物

Fey Wu. (Pronunciation: Fei-oo)

Just our luck, what terrible luck 真倒黴

Zhen Dao Mei. (Pronunciation: Jen dao mei)

L

Leader of a criminal operation 蛇頭

Sher Toh, literally “snakehead,” derogatory.

Leave one to his own fate

Tze Sh’un Tze Mieh.

Let me repeat myself 我再講一次

Wuo Jai Jeong Yi Chi.

Let’s see how we’re going to die! 看我們怎麽死吧!

Kan Wo Men Zen Me Si Ba!

Let’s take a deep breath. 一起深呼吸

Yi Chi Shen Hu Xi. (Pronunciation: Ee-chee shung-hoo-shee.)

Life support failure.

Shuhn Ming Shi T’wohn Gu Jong.

Like hell 見他的鬼

Jien Ta Duh Guay, literally “see his ghost.”

Little brother 弟/弟弟

Di or Di-Di.

Little sister 妹/妹妹

Mei or Mei-Mei.

Long time no see 好久不見

How Joh Bu Jian.

Oh, Lord/Oh, God

Lao Tien Fu. (Pronunciation: Lao tien foo)

M

Male companion or boyfriend

Kai Tze, also a somewhat derogatory slang.

Manipulate, or playing someone for a fool

Swa.

Merciful Buddha protect us

Rung Tse Fwo Tzoo Bao Yo Wuo Muhn.

Merciful God please take me away

Rung Tse Song Di Ching Dai Wuo Tzo.

Merciless hell

Ai Yah Tien Ah.

Mind your own business

Gwon Ni Tze Jee Duh Shr. (Pronunciation: Gwon nee ju jee du shu)

Miss

Shao Jeh, literally “little lady.” Follows a name when addressing a known person, so River would be addressed as Tam River shao jeh, or simply Tam shao jeh.

Mister

Shian Shen, literally “born before me,” also follows a person’s name.

Monkey raping

Cheong Bao Ho Tze.

Monkey’s ass

Ho Tze Duh Pi Gu.

Mother of god

Wuh De Ma.

Motherless goat of all motherless goats

Mei Yong Ma Duh Tse Gu Yong.

Muddled, mixed-up, confused

Wu Toh Wu Now, literally “without a head or a brain.”

Motherfucker

Ta Ma Duh.

Mother-humping son of a bitch

Ta Ma De Hun Dan.

My ass is fucked

Wo Pi Gu Cao.

My Buddha-ancestor

Wo De Fo Zu.

My wife is not pretty!

Wo Tai Tai Bu Piou Liang.

N

No problem

Mei Wen Ti.

No work (to be found) at all

Me Gong Zuo Dou Mei You.

Nonsense

Fei Hua, literally ‘crap talk.’

Not advised

Jwohn Gao Bu Yi.

Not enough

Bu Goh, or Hai Bu Goh for “not enough yet.”

Not keeping a rendezvous

Fahn Gher Tze, literally “release a pigeon” but insinuating not picking up the bird at the destination.

Now, immediately, right away

Ma Shong.

Nuts

Shiang Jing Ping or just Shiang Jing; Fuh Shiang Jing for “going nuts.”

Nurse (as the profession, not the verb)

Hu Shi.

O

Oddball or a goof

Chai Neow.

Of course 當然

Dang ran.

Oh Lord, you clearly know I’m helping do your Work, so why do you find me trouble? 主阿，你明明知道我是幫你做事，又何必找我麻煩呢?

Zhu Ah, Ni Ming Ming Zhi Dao Wo Shi Bang Ni Zuo Shi, You He Bi Zhao Wo Ma Fan Ne?

Oh my God 我的天阿

Wou Duh Tian Ah.

Old 老

Lao.

Old man / husband 老公

Lao Gohng.

Old woman / wife 老婆

Lao Puo.

Old friend, you’re looking lively. 佬朋友，你看起來很有精神

Lao Peng You, Ni Kan Chi Lai Hen You Jing Shen, literally “Old friend, you’re looking full of spirit.” (Pronunciation: Lao pung yo nee can chi lai hun yo jing shen.)

One more cup of that brand, please.

Qing Zai Lai Yi Bei Na Kapei.

One must be ruthless to be a great man

Wu Du Bu Juhn Fu, literally “a person without poison is not a great man.”

Ordinarily useless 經常沒用的

Jing Chang Mei Yong De. (Pronunciation: Jing tzahng mei yong duh)

Outdo someone or doing one better

Dao-Gao-Yee-Chi Moh-Gao-Yee-Juhn, expression, literally “the solution advances a yard, the problem advances a mile.”

Over my dead body 除非我死了

Choo fay wuh sih leh, “only if I die first”

P

Pal

Lao Sheong if addressee’s older, Lao Di if younger; used for men only. P’n Yoh for “friend.”

Panda piss

Xiong Mao Niao. (Pronunciation: Shiong mao niao)

Pathetic wretch

Bei Bi Shiou Ren, literally “shameless dirty little person.”

Penis

Ji Ba, slang. (Pronunciation: Jee-ba)

Peon, small fry, a nobody

Wu Ming Shao Jwu, literally “nameless little foot soldier.”

Prehistoric

Lao Deow Ya, literally “so old as to lose all teeth.”

Pig’s sty

Joo Fuen Chse.

Pile of sun-baked dog poo

Ri shao gou shi bing.

Piss-soaked pikers

Niao Se Duh Du Gwai.

Piss washed

Xi Niao. (Pronunciation: Shee niao)

Plain, bland, bare

Yong Chwen Mien, slang taken from the namesake generic, flavorless noodle dish.

Please be quiet

Ching Ahn Jing Yi Dien.

Pledge (promise)

Shi Yan.

Pool of excrement

F’n Zse, can be used in an expression for “deep crap.”

Pool of pig droppings

Joo Fuen Chse.

Precious, darling, sweetheart, treasure

Bao Bei.

Pretty lady, hire me for the night and I’ll open you like a flower…

Piow Liang De Shao Ji, Nee Gu Wuo Hu Nee Shang Hao. Wuh Hwai Rong Nee Shung Kai Roo Hua.

Pretty lady, forget him and hire me…

Piow Liang De Shao Ji, Bu Li Tah, Gu Wo…

R

Real man

Nuhn Tze Huhn.

Really dangerous

Wei Shan, more poetic, Wo Hu Chung Long, which is “crouching tiger, hidden dragon,” an expression for something dangerous.

Really is a genius

Zhen De Shi Tian Cai. (Pronunciation: Jen duh sh tyen tsai)

Redundant, unnecessary complicating something

Wua Ser Tian Jwoo, literally “draw a snake and add feet to it.”

Remorseless harridan

Bu Hui Hen De Puo Fu. (Pronunciation: Boo hway-hun duh puo-foo)

Retreat, run away

Joi Weh Sung Chiuh, phrase summarizing the last of the Chinese “36 Stratagems,” which extols the virtue of fleeing to fight another day.

Ridiculously strange, illogical or nonsensical

Mo Min Chi Meow, literally “not understanding the peculiarity.”

Ruined, finished

Wan Duhn Luh.

Ruthless or savage beast of a person

Ching Soh.

S

Screw him/her running

Gun Ta Jwo Lu.

Screw you

Chwee Ni Duh, literally “eat yours.”

Shameless hussy

Meh Lien Duh Jyah Jee, literally “faceless bastard prostitute.”

Shiny, awesome, fantastic

Jahn!

Shit on my head

Ai Ya Jwai Leh.

Shit talk

Da Bian Hua.

Shut up

Bi Jweh.

Shut up and make us wealthy

Bi Jweh, Lung Wuo Mun Fah Tsai.

Shut up, you inconsiderate schoolboys

Bi Jweh Nein Hen Bu Tee Tyeh Duh Nan Shung.

Sir

Da Yeh. When used as a nobility, Nuhu Jwei following the name.

Smelled a fart

Wen Gua Pi. (Pronunciation: Wun gwa pee)

So guilty as to deserve a thousand deaths

Jwei Gai Won Se.

Soldier, fighter, warrior

Zhan Shi.

Son of a bitch

Wong Ba Duhn, or Go Neong Yung Duh for a more literal and vicious translation.

Son of a drooling whore and a monkey

Liu Kou Shui De Biao Zi He Hou Zi De Er Zi. (Pronunciation: Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze)

Speak now and quickly

Yo Hua Kwai Suo.

Speaking without a clue

Shiah Hwa, literally “blind talk.”

Stop talking

Joo Koh.

Stuff all the planets in the universe into my ass

Tai Kong Suo You Di Xing Qui Dou Sai Jin Wo De Pi Gu. (Pronunciation: Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou doh sai-jin wuh dhu pee-goo.)

Stupid

Yu Bun Duh.

Stupid inbred stack of meat

Ben Tian Sheng De Yi Dui Rou. (Pronunciation: Bun tyen-shung duh ee-dway-ro)

Stupid son of a drooling whore and monkey

Lio Coh Jwei Ji Neong Hur Ho Deh Yung Duh Buhn Jah J’wohn.

Suicidal idea

Tze sah ju yi.

Surrender, give up

Toh Shung.

Swindle

Gwai.

T

Take care, stay healthy 保重

Bao zhong, literally “maintain weight.”

Talk nonsense

Shia Suo.

Thank you 謝謝

Sheh Sheh.

That has nothing to do with it 那沒關係

Na Mei Guan Xi. (Pronunciation: Nah mei guan shee)

There’s nothing about this plan that isn’t horrific!

Juh Guh Jee Hua Juhn Kuh Pah!

Things never go smooth

How W’rin Bu Lai, Whai W’rin Bu Jwo.

This really is a happy holiday

Zhe Zhen Shi Ge Kuai Le De Jing Zhang. (Pronunciation: Juh jen sh guh kwai luh duh jean jan)

To throw in a monkeywrench

Gwai Ma Jeow, literally “twist a horse’s legs (while it’s galloping).”

Trouble, problem, complication 麻煩

Ma Fahn.

Tyrant, iron-fisted ruler 霸王

Ba Wong.

UEdit

Ugly or perverted person

Joo Bah Jeh, insult taken from the name of the hoggish, lecherous character in the popular Chinese folktale, “Journey to the West.”

Understand

Dohn, dohn-ma for “understand?”, dohn-luh-mah for “are we clear here?”

Urine

Niao.

V

Very

Feh Chun.

WEdit

Wait / hold on a second

D’un Yi Shia.

Warning someone against doing things “the hard way”

Jin Joh Bu Chi Chi Fah Joh, literally “choosing to sip the wine of penalty over that of respect.”

Water

Swei.

We, us

Wuo Mun, Wuo Mun Duh for ours.

We will enjoy your silence now

Bai Tuo, Uhn Jin Tee Dien.

Weak-ass sauce

Lan Dan Jiang.

We’re in big trouble

Ai Ya Wo Mun Wan Leh.

What

Shuh Muh?

What the hell is this crap?

Juh Shi Suh Mo Go Dohng Shee?

XEdit

YEdit

Yeah, right (No, it’s not!) 才不是

Cai Bu Shi.

Yes 是

Shi.

You 你，你的

Ni, ni-duh for yours, ni-muhn for plural, ni-muhn-duh for plural possessive.

You don’t deserve it

Ni Bu Ying Duh Jur Guh.

You wanna bullet right in your throat? 你要我開槍?

Nee Yow Wuo Kai Chiung?

You wanna die?

Nee Tzao Se Mah?

Young lady, little miss 小妹妹

Xiao Mei Mei.

Young one 年輕的, 幼齒

Nyen Ching Duh, or Yo Chr, slang for underaged (literally “infant teeth.”)

You’re crazy 發狂

Fa Kuang.

You’re hurt 你受傷了

Ni Shou Shang Le.

You’re mad/insane 發瘋

Fa Feng.

Dictionary – The Firefly and Serenity Database – Joss Whedon.