Now i don’t care about how many shades grey has and i cannot bring myself (or want to for the matter) to read the book/s, nor did i care about the film and wanted nothing to do with it until.. blondie with killer abs who plays tattooed biker gang member on TV and kills alien monsters in giant robots in the summertime?

Casting people did an excellent marketing job on this one indeed.

and to no be sexist, the female counterpart is as follows: one Dakota Johnson